Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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