she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You took a bar mat shot.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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