It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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