How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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