Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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