PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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