hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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