That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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