Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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