this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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