youre lurking in front of me
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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