What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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