After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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