I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
How external is "for external use only"?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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