Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
