We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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