Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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