My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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