I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
please don't ironically join a cult
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