She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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