in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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