you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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