she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
