i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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