Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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