Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Last time i carry you out of a forest
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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