apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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