garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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