just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
