I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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