We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Semen is not good for contacts.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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