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Puke
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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