That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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