Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Randomize
