I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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