Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize
