Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
The chlamydia really affected his face.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
He has the fingertips of a God
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