Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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