So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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