they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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