Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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