you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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