That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
