normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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