Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Randomize
