you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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