Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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