Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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