New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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