have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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